Stalking Scifres

20 year old college gal; struggling and loving Texas.
Feminist, Humanist, Humorist, IstIst.

The Dairy Queen by my houses marque reads: CHICKENSTRIP BASK. And I wonder, what about chicken strips basking?

slightlysalty:

OMG

THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK

ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON HIS FACE

(Source: no-drama-no-bullshit, via oswinofoswald)

thefarfire:

mishasminions:

tzikeh:

copperbadge:

originaldarling:

Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!

“Holy shit balls!”

I like Michael Buble’s music unironically and wholeheartedly and I enjoy both his sass of this kid’s mom and his reaction to the kid’s singing.

Also pipe that sweet dragon shirt that guy’s wearing.

Bublé's full-body reaction the moment that kid opens his mouth and sings is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, because you know what he was expecting.

GOOD THING HE WORE HIS FAVORITE DRAGON SHIRT

"I’ve got another four years before Sam wins the X factor and drives my career into the fucking pavement."

This was an epic video!

(via oswinofoswald)

plantvibes:

‎(✿ノ◡‿◡)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well

(via lacicantmosh)

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

(Source: adrianandrews, via freee-spirits)